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This is the New Application Form all people must fill out before an event that Allan attempts to host: (yes this is intended to be slightly humorous) Please Check one of the Following under option A or B: (A) I am unable to attend because... [] My vehicle is broken/I don't have a vehicle [] I don't have enough money [] I have a Doctors appointment (or medical condition) [] My grandma/grandpa died [] I have to work [] Cannot find babysitter or person to watch the kids [] I forgot [] My house caught on fire [] My dog is sick (or cat or fish or hamster etc) [] I have school or a class [] I will be attending a seminar on __fill in blank__ [] I will be attending a formal dinner [] I am starring in a Hollywood blockbuster film [] We have a family outing planned [] I don't have a trailer [] I don't have a tow rig [] I am (or will be) in another state [] I am (or will be) in another country [] I am getting married [] I am getting divorced [] Someone I know is getting married or divorced [] Someone somewhere is having a birthday [] My wife/girlfriend won't let me [] I broke an arm, finger or other major body part [] I have a conference [] I have to attend a sports activity [] I have relatives visiting [] I have a friend visiting [] My motor went bad on my way [] My tires fell off [] I decided last minute to stay home and watch TV [] The roads are bad [] It's too cold [] It's too hot [] The temperature is just right but now there are too many bugs [] I slept in [] I got in a car wreck [] I don't want to get my shoes dirty [] I don't want to get my truck dirty [] I can't four-wheel my truck because I have to sell it [] I am clinically depressed and anti-social [] Someone else planned something way cooler than you, and I'm going to that instead [] You didn't offer me free food [] You DID offer me free food [] The conditions of your overnight accommodations are classed as a Motel Negative 6; You couldn't leave the light on for me bacuse there was no electricity [] We drove up and my girlfriend took one look around and said "Let's get out of here" [] I am afraid you are going to make me work or do something [] I didn't see the bulletin on MySpace [] Quite frankly, I don't know where Ione is and don't care to know. [] I forgot to turn the page on my calendar and didn't know what day it was [] I seldom know what day it is [] I forgot how to drive [] My mommy said I was grounded [] My drivers licensed expired [] My tabs are expired [] I myself recently expired [] I couldn't remember which one of rigs runs [] I figured everyone else canceled and didn't want to show up alone [] I am suffering from memory loss [] Ummm... what am I filling this form out for? (B) I am ABLE to attend because: [] Oh wait, no... I can't go. Please see above. Click here to send in the results of your form you filled out! |
